lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Idu dvije guzice putem, jedna pdrne, a ova ce ti druga: - "Uzela si mi rec iz usta." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Idu dvije cackalice ulicom, te naiđe lizalo. Kaze jedna cackalica drugoj: - "VIDI GLAVONJE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Ide zrno pijeska pustinjom i reče: - "Joj majko izgubio sam se." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Išla 2 čovjeka ulicom i 1 zaboravio disat i umro. Išle 2 podmornice pustinjom i 1 dobila morsku bolest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Trazi Robin Hud na trafici sarajevsku drinu. Trgovkinja kaze : - "Nemam." A on se vrati kuci. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 - Sta je malo, zeleno i jase na zapad? - Usamljeni krastavac. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Igraju dvije babe fudbal, dodje treca i ugasi im Sony! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 - Koja je razlika između magarca i medveda. - Jelen ima rogove. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Kaže sarma Šnicli: -Blago tebi,stajno te tucaju. A Šnicla će njoj: -Ko te jebe kad si smotana. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Sjedi slon u pustinji .. i sto nemoze palacinka da mu prodje kroz uvo? zato sto ne voli slatko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Znanstvenici su objavili otkriće da će se radi globalnog zatopljenja Zemlja potopiti, ali ti ne brini - govna plutaju! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Dragi, uzmi me i njezno dodiruj svojim prstima... Obozavam da mi sapuces na donju rupicu... I da me ponekad napunis do kraja... Voli te zauvijek tvoj mobilni aparat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Tako lijepo lice, takva figura, te tajnovite oči, zanosan pogled, sexy govor, poljubac kao u bajci, no dosta o meni, kako si mi ti? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Eh da nam je kurac ministar kulture, pornici bi bili vrh literature! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucija21 0 Posted February 23, 2010 Jučer na natjecanju je bila peta, a danas đon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
